The Quest to Sex Rexxar

lalawow @ 2005-08-30T04:29:00

2005-08-30T12:01:06Z

Well just as a quick update and stuff, lol. Have progressed quite a bit since January. ;/

My night elf druid Puu is level 60 and flourishing. I rolled a troll hunter on Skullcrusher (Alan's server) and am currently at 44. Al's doing well with his full set of Nightslayer + other epics he's managed to whore, lol. Lala is... Well, Lala's doing very well, and I am very proud. XD My guild Societas has been taking down Ragnaros regularly for the past few weeks, which is a real accomplishment for us. I've been adding to my alch list constantly, and I think the only thing I'm missing now is greater nature protection pot recipe; other than that, I've got what anyone needs. My gear is not spectacular by any means, but I've collected most of the pieces I set my sights on before we could even beat Lucifron in MC.

AND I'm still using my smelly bat! He gets worse with every patch, but I'm attached at this point. XD

Besides noobie beaststalker and easy trinkets, here's what I've got:
Striker's Mark (waiting on all the guild hunters to get their leaves before I bother with the damned thing)
Eskhandar's Collar
Eskhandar's Pelt
Eskhandar's Left Claw (just need the right one for the set! ;.;)
Shifting Cloak
Dragonstalker's Helm
Crown of Destruction
Band of Accuria

Keeps me going pretty well. <3

Been doing alot of exploring into unfinished zones because I'm a lore whore and come across some interesting stuff. So far I've been in Hyjal, Zul'gurub (which is being released either tomorrow or in a week anyway, lol), Ahn'qiraj (south of the Scarab Wall in Silithus), Caverns of Time, some other places I can't think of right now, and the crypt in Karazhan, which houses my favorite room so far in the game.

The Upside-down Sinners (Karazhan)

Medievh, you are a crazy bastard. I can't wait to invade your tower with my guild. XD

BTW, if you're interested to check out some of the the current high-end content (ie, Blackwing Lair plus some other stuff), check out these links:
Nightmares Asylum
Immortality
Both are guilds on my husband's server and they're both extremely successful; if you have time, check out the videos of raid bosses that NA has put up, they're very well put-together (with good music too!).

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lalawow @ 2005-08-30T04:16:00

2005-08-30T11:21:59Z

Her sharp nose poked through the thick foliage of the leafy growths in front of her, her sharp troll eyes analyzing her prey. Her fingers were wrapped tightly around her bow; there was no movement in her body but the tiniest twitch of her left pinky, an annoying tic she could not get rid of.

Puu had been hired to hunt sprite darters, a colorfully delicate species of dragon that frequented central Feralas. The promise of silver as a reward from an old tauren in the nearby Horde camp lingered eagerly in her mind. She crouched amongst the leaves frozen for several minutes, watching the tiny dragons floating along the air currents blissfully, unaware and uncaring of their surroundings. What occupied Puu’s attention was the splash of bright color on their gossamer wings, bright rainbow patterns strewn artfully by an unknown god or goddess across a shimmering, living canvas.

The old cow had asked her to pick off these works of art as best she could from the scaly bodies they were attached to. Shaking her head slightly (breaking contact before she knew she would get lost amidst the swirling patterns), she quietly slipped an arrow from her quiver and nocked it, then took careful aim at the little beast’s chest.

A small hiss and click escaped her lips as she called to her companion, a small (but growing) vampire bat from the dismal land of Tirisfal. He dropped silently from a tree a few yards back and swooped toward the dragon, teeth bared.

The hunter let loose her arrow. It sliced through the damp, heavy air, passing under her companion’s light body as he dove for the target himself. The arrow found its mark within the dragon’s abdomen-

Puu suddenly gasped, falling forward and clutching her stomach, feeling as through someone had gutted her. She heard her bat collide with the dragon and bring it to the ground, its massive wings easily overtaking the more fragile ones of the sprite darter. An inexplicable searing pain gushed through her head moments after, which made her eyes water and caused her to bite down so hard on her lip that she drew blood.

A high-pitched, nasal death keen echoed through her ears and though the physical pain began to lift, Puu was filled with a deep sense of regret and loss, neither of which she believed came from her own mind. She crawled over to the fallen body of the dragon, now being carefully guarded by her companion. Just looking at the limp, unliving mass made the water in her eyes turn to tears.

A small part of the back of her brain began to complain. Where was this emotion coming from? It told her that it was unreasonable and that she should fight it as best she could.

Yet she could not stop herself from gently scooping up the scaly body and cradling it in her lap. Her bat looked up at her thoughtfully, perhaps confused by its master’s actions.

I must tell him I cannot complete his task. The emotion was clear in her mind, whether she knew where it came from or not. I only hope I can be forgiven.

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Very rough, very terrible, just written on a whim. I hated killing dryads at level 20 and I hated killing faerie dragons at 40.

Just for background info, Puu is the name of my troll hunter but also of my night elf druid, who loves faerie dragons. A little cross-server character-connected action. ;/

zomg, update??!?

2005-01-31T10:27:32Z

Okay, so I'm a lazy bum who doesn't update enough. >_> But due to popular demand, I've decided to put myself through the tedious task of converting screens and uploading them just for you guys.

<3 ^_~

Hit level 60 about a week ago; 60 is boring as fuck. >_< lol It's all about doing instances and raids, and about having people to do them with, which doesn't happen often and I end up sitting in IF twiddling my thumbs (this is not a plea for invites *looks around innocently*). I've been dubbed "horde relations" because I'm friends with too many horde and apparently that's a bad thing (I've been told to quit life by numerous alliance), but it's a good thing too, since a few horde are willing to work together to do quests like kill Araj in Andorhal.

If diplomacy was a skill point, I'd be the fucking top boss. >_< lol Anyway... I'm low on space for Homestead so I must use gay Angelfire, which takes twice as long to do. -.- But yay for lots of screens.

http://www.angelfire.com/emo/rubix/wow/baron.html
This is Baron Rivendare, one of the head honchos in Stratholme; a real, live (well...) death knight! And a bastard. But apparently there is a tiny, tiny chance of his mount dropping as an item. Yes, any race could run around on an epic undead warhorse! (You know I want one, lol...) Look, it even says he uses death pact. *cries happily* If only there was something around he could coil. ;.;

http://www.angelfire.com/emo/rubix/wow/azshara.html
I've never liked the Azshara zone but I found 2 redeeming qualities... The first is a DEMON HUNTER (warblades and all) full of sexy goodness; he then gives you a quest to find crystals and the means to find them: a summonable FELHOUND TRACKER. I was thinking about rolling a warlock because felhounds are so awesome, but when I got this guy... Lala was a happy, squealing little girl, just running around idiotically screaming "FELHOUND TRACKER" and /cuddle in random intervals. Too bad I couldn't keep him. ;.;

http://www.angelfire.com/emo/rubix/wow/mountraces.html
This is how you can tell you're bored. >_>

http://www.angelfire.com/emo/rubix/wow/uc.html
Me, Juice, and Buffy pulled a 3 person raid on Undercity; Juice was the only one who managed to see Sylvanas but we still had fun with the imbalanced guards and players anyway. I decided to take a break and relax on King Terenas' grave; much noob confusion ensued (see second picture; I don't think he knew wtf was going on, lol). Boogaloo, a 60 shaman, eventually came along and told me to kill some horde, so I left my throne to do his bidding out in Tirisfal.

http://www.angelfire.com/emo/rubix/wow/horde.html
Aikon and I got a duel group going with 3 horde outside Crossroads after someone raided it; it was fun, most of us ended up fist-fighting naked and just being pvp retards (this is my favorite kind of pvp, lol). What was funny was that these guys are from 3 guilds which would be unlikely to just sit and fuck around with alliance in a friendly manner, hehe. But it was cool. ^^
The second screen is just the epitome of irony. gg

http://kazamaceo.homestead.com/files/wow/WoWteatime.jpg
And I had tea with Thrall. <3

Lala = girly girl?

2005-01-05T22:41:17Z

I think she's beginning to form a wardrobe... O_o I'll post screens later.

Current stats (level 54; raiding clothes):
HP - 2898
Mana - 2250
Str - 66
Agi - 235
Sta - 188
Int - 66
Spi - 94
Armor - 2064

Weapons:
Primary dagger
Secondary dagger
And they don't have my bow on Thott for some reason. O_o They just put it in as a reward for defeating the princess at Maraudon though, and it's a really good bow.

Current stats (level 54; pretty, girly clothes for parading):
HP - 2778
Mana - 2400
Str - 74
Agi - 207
Sta - 176
Int - 76
Spi - 104
Armor - 1676

Weapons:
2hand sword
Same bow ;p
The killer sarong

And a new pet today! I'll post pics later. ^^

OMG FATE

2005-01-03T13:09:11Z

So today I found out Rexxar doesn't aggro unless you attack him...

...Which led to me running around him in circles for about 10 minutes before my group got tired of waiting and threatened to leave me outside Maraudon. XD

I was so happy. >_> I finally got to have tea!

Hi, mom! - Please see: Height Differences.

Height Differences - Just ridiculous... I think I'd reach... His nipple maybe? *stands on tiptoes* And elves are not one of the shorter races out there... Even Misha is bigger than me. >_O

"That's a mighty big... axe you have there" - *titters foolishly*

I even drew something to celebrate this discovery. >_O But I'll upload later, lol.

*bounces off happily into the sunset*

New screens

2004-12-30T23:17:19Z

So yesterday was fun. ^_^ I pretty much spent all day pvping or fishing, it was great. I managed to get Orgrimmar on my map without dying, so, yay.

Zeppelin travel! - I flew around for quite awhile, only one person killed me -.- but in the end, I jumped off the wrong end of the zepp and landed in the middle of Grom'gol in Stranglethorn. The guards were not happy.

Raid on Crossroads - Here it is just as we got there pretty much. We tried raiding Splintertree but due to alot of people being morons we had to flee and hit Crossroads. It amazes me how many people won't listen to someone when you're raiding. Are you illiterate? Yeesh... I eventually got partial leadership of everyone and bossed them around and we died less and were more organized and it made me feel relatively important, lol.

Raid of Crossroads Part 2 - And this is the part where we get fucked. gg

Counter to Raid on Crossroads - They attacked Astranaar for a bit but it managed to hold, so they moved down to Auberdine. My computer was very unhappy with this fact and didn't even want me to scout, so, hey, I died. Thank you, POS computer. My buddy Sid is crying over my dead body. :( *sob* The naked dances in Ratchet have failed me!

Overall, raid was good, lots of fun and wasted money but who cares. ^_^

lalawow @ 2004-12-29T14:56:00

2004-12-29T22:05:48Z

Yay, level 51!

This is for someone I love. ^_~

Uther's Tomb - Found in Western Plaguelands, guarded by a lone night elf druid. Dunno why. O_o It was pretty touching nonetheless. Finding burial sites of major characters is like a joy to me; I was so excited when I found Grom Hellscream's in Ashenvale. *hugs Grom*

How to scare Reesa - Blizzard put in a new instance with the last patch called Maraudon in centaur territory; it's like a big infested organic area. I HATE it. Not as much as Gnomeregan but it just sucks. Worst part is that the dryads there are hostile and they sound so sad when they die, I think I cried myself to sleep that night, lol. Anyways, I was waiting for my party to res when a partol walked to me, stopped in front of me, and STARED STRAIGHT AT ME. Shadowmeld is so risky; two of my biggest scares in this gme was when I was shadowmelded somewhere, first time though, it was horde in Ashenvale.

I hate evil dryads. ;.; It's like Blizzard's telling me they hate me, personally.

Some general crap

2004-12-27T10:28:05Z

I've decided to post a few screens and things from the past to catch up this journal to current standings... (Current standings are level 49.5 ^_~)

Sweet shot - Nighttime in Shimmering Flats is so gorgeous. A big "fuck you" goes out to anyone who thinks the graphics in WoW suck. /bite >:(

DIED - The level death dragon that patrols Blasted Lands; he is a real bastard. >_O

"She came like a steam tank" - Lala was so excited to find this shiny pair in Blasted Lands. ^_~

Dark Portal after death - Still looks mad sweet

And right now, the login server is down, so I'm not gonna hit level 50 tonight, as I had planned. *grumbles*

Yay, first post!

2004-12-21T10:57:52Z

In case you're wondering, yes, that is the Dark Portal, and, yes, that is Lala with a horde symbol on her guild tabard (thank you, Scott). ^_~

All in the name of sexing Rexxar!

If you're looking for general info, check the, uh, user info thingy, you know... I'll add some stuff later, just wanna see what this looks like. ^^